Archive for January, 2007

 

January 31, 2007

Stocks and flows

Stock movements since Joan arrived in Cambridge.

  • % time in good mood: ↓
  • Academic prowess: ↑
  • Sociability: ↓
  • Patience: ↓
  • Health and fitness: ↓
  • Tidiness: ↓
  • Cooking ability: ↑
  • Dance ability: ↓
  • Chinese ability: ↓
  • Piano ability: ↓
  • Self discipline: ?
  • Activism: ↑
  • Self respect: ?
  • Financial situation: ↓
  • Photography ability: ↑
  • Blogging frequency: ?
  • Friend ability: ↓
  • News awareness: ↑
  • Professional competence: ↑
  • World outlook: ↓

Why, in a desperate bid to halt my chocolate habit, I bought a packet of chocolate chip cookies yesterday

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January 31, 2007

The call of the Amazon

Items that made it to the Amazon checkout last night

Other items that were in my Amazon basket, at least briefly

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January 29, 2007

Bundle of pink

“Those things are cool,” Dom commented. We turned to look at a man in our tube carriage carrying a baby in a sling around his front. The baby was dressed in pink and crinkled its eyes at us in a smile.

“Oh, I love babies!” Toria agreed.

“No! I meant the sling!” Dom quickly corrected. “They used to only have them at the back…”

We laughed. Dom was clearly trying to defend his masculinity. The baby cooed and waved its tiny hands at us. It was the cutest thing in pink.

“Flirt,” Dom muttered, smiling.

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January 29, 2007

Chris saves the day

Our group of three girls and two boys were having a council of war on the train. We were on our way to London to meet our project client. Hopefully, this meeting would clear up the project brief once and for all. The fuzziness of our task was starting to worry us all.

“I hate to change the topic,” Toria said, during a break in the intense conversation. “I just wanted to ask if Gina or Joan have some hand cream.” She looked at her hands, dissatisfied.

“Sorry, no,” said Gina.

“Me neither,” I replied. “…Maybe you should ask the boys?”

Dom laughed. “No way!”

“Chris?” Toria peered questioningly over the train seat.

Chris was silent for a few moments. “Actually, yes…” he said at last, reaching into his black messenger bag.

We laughed incredulously. “Huh?”

“I’m going to Copenhagen after the meeting!” Chris protested. “It was in my toiletries bag.”

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January 29, 2007

Toxic green

Some people have asked about the green skies in photos that I posted a few days ago. On my laptop screen, the green is a nice mild-mannered diffuse heavenly tinge. I edited the photos using Picasa2. I kind of liked the green reflection of the oval in the sky. However, when I saw the photos on flatscreens, LCDs and CRTs elsewhere, the skies looked toxic green. Wah! If only I could control all the screens in the world!

Here are the originals with their boring white skies.


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January 25, 2007

Why climate change prevents me from doing my homework

I had been at my computer since early morning working on an essay. The desk was littered with an empty coffee mug, muesli-encrusted bowl, lecture notes and books.

Someone tapped my door.

“Morning, Dino,” I said, swinging my computer chair around.

“Look outside,” Dino whispered.

I drew the curtains back.

“Snow!” I squealed.

“That’s right! It’s snow.”

Half an hour later, I had abandoned my essay and was heading out with scarf, gloves, a feather-down coat and camera.

This is a photo of the Fenner’s Cricket Ground and one of my college’s buildings.

My college often rents this building out for conferences. The poorer colleges often rely on funds from conferences to eke out an existence. Other colleges, on the other hand, own major British docks and science parks.

This might be a sundial. It wasn’t working today for some reason.

Ah, Joan. Using that tired old ‘framing with stuff onsite’ composition. This is the stuff of cheesy postcards :)

This is the back of the main building at my college. The front is prettier but there are unattractive cars and fences that I can’t Photoshop out.

Some of my college mates live here. This was the first time I stepped into the courtyard. It’s quite a pretty space.

Some smart cookie knew it was going to snow. Either that or their bike seat is too tattered to sit on without wrapping it up with a plastic bag from Sainsbury’s.

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January 23, 2007

Square pegs in round holes

My finger hurt. Do you know why?

Because I went bowling on the weekend and my fingers were too fat to fit into the little holes of the bowling ball!

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January 20, 2007

Campaign for real beauty

You’d think that someone with a supportive family, a good brain and happy outlook on life would be in the best position to ignore media pressure to be conventionally beautiful. I’m afraid not. Despite all reason and logic, I have, at my core, tied no small measure of my sense of self-worth to how my skin is behaving, what my hair looks like, if the clothes I used to wear still fit, and if I can wear the clothes that people think I should wear.

I found this interesting — Dove’s Evolution Film. Women are told all the time, “It’s all make-up and Photoshop.” It’s one thing to be told. It’s another to see it.

Thanks to sharnofshade for the link.

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January 19, 2007

Chinese dolphins

I watched a debate at the Cambridge Union. Halfway through her speech, I realised that one of the speakers was an Australian. This is how I recognise fellow Aussies: I don’t notice an accent. Only when I notice that I feel completely comfortable listening to someone speak, do I think, ‘He /she must be Australian!’ This is a much slower process than pinpointing people’s English, German, American, Chinese accents.

My mum says that I speak Chinese with an Australian accent.

When I saw Indian people selling clothes and food in a Taipei station, it occurred to me that there must be people who speak Chinese with an Indian accent.

On that same trip to Taiwan, I went to Hualien Ocean Park, where I watched dolphins performing. As the dolphin trainers called out to the dolphins, I started laughing: ‘Those dolphins speak Chinese!’

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January 19, 2007

The Oming Crossroads: War

Previously — Part 1: Technology

They used the fireballs seven times. Each time, the Prime Lower Omings picked a densely Wooded city. There was no way to throw the fireballs at long distances – the Lowers were too small and, despite their efforts, their new stone materials could not be fashioned into a launcher. There was no alternative but to send in small troupes of Lower Omings with blue fires enclosed in stone boxes. The soldiers crawled in the darkness of night when the Omings were respiring. The night would soon be bright with dying Woody Omings.

The technologists found that although the Woody Omings could not move to escape the way Lowers could, fire did not spread as easily as it might have at the equator. In the rich equatorial cities, the ground was littered with Omings that had died naturally and were returning their nutrients to the soil. In the Woody cities, the ground was almost bare. Therefore, for each mission, the Primes asked more than twenty Omings to carry their deaths to the enemy. In a community still tied closely together, the deliberate deaths of hundreds of Lower Omings were wrenching.

The Heartwood called for a ceasefire.

‘Stop,’ it said. ‘We cannot run the way you can. It is a massacre.’

‘We ran when you invaded,’ the Primes responded. ‘Yet, you chased us down. Running has not been a way out.’

‘How can you destroy so many? How can you ask your own to die in flames?’ the Heartwood wept.

‘We have no options.’ The Primes also wept. ‘We have nothing left.’

‘What do you want?’

‘We want a Homefield.’

‘How can we give you a Homefield where there was a city you burned to nothing?’

‘It was ours before,’ they said. ‘We know what it is like to have your home taken away. This is justice.’

‘There is no justice in killing those that were not alive when that happened!’

The Primes were silent for a long time. The path they had chosen was already deep with sacrificed Lower Omings. ‘We have nothing left… except more blue fire.’

What they did not say was that they would run out of Omings willing to carry the fires. Near the barren poles, the population was dwindling and families were drawing younglings closer, warily.

At the end of the five day ceasefire, the Heartwood came to the Primes with a proposal. The Lowers could populate the seven charred fields and the Woodys would not send spores by air into those fields. The Primes conferred quickly and realised that the seven sites could not support the entire Lower Oming population. An eight field was needed.

‘We need more soil to grown on,’ they stated.

The Heartwood hesitated. ‘The world’s productive fields are occupied, except for those that were… cleared. The Woody Oming are not mobile. We cannot voluntarily… clear… another field.’

The Primes called for their technologists.

‘We are fifteen years away from a solution,’ the technologists said. ‘We are developing solar catchers that can take the sun falling on the open ocean and transport it to the dark and cold poles. The soil under the frost is rich enough in nutrients. If we bring sun and warmth in, we open up entire continents of fields.’

The Primes turned to the Heartwood. ‘All we need is fifteen years.’

The Heartwood heard this and presented his final offer. ‘Athomfield is eleven days flight south of here. It is a field you have never colonised. We discovered it three years ago and have sent some spores there. There is a copse of about 100 Woody Omings already established. There is room to grow. We had planned to send further spores.’

The Primes understood the magnitude of the offer. ‘We can share Athomfield for fifteen years.’

‘Share your solar catching technology with us,’ the Heartwood said quickly. ‘This technology will benefit all Omings. The sun is unlimited; there will be no wars to catch sunlight.’

‘We will send technologists to Athomfield and train the Woodys there,’ they agreed. ‘Athomfield will be a place for learning.’

So the peace agreement was signed by the Lower and Woody Omings, and witnessed by the Canopys. A year later, the Athomfield University was founded when the Lower Oming technologists and their families joined the Woody copse.

It took twelve years to develop the first large-scale solar catcher. It was not yet transportable but it could catch and store sunlight. Sunlight from the unpopulated corners of Athomfield was caught and released to the city, boosting the temperate climate to the same productivity as the warm equator. Soon, the Lower and Woody Omings were joined by Canopy Omings. The Canopys brought with them great experience in the governance of diverse Oming societies.

In the years the scholars took to develop transportable solar catchers, Athomfield became a known as a centre for knowledge, peace and productivity.

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