Working hard

At work, my whole team has been working long hours to meet a flurry of deadlines. At the height of our stress, Anna, our team’s PA, sent this around with the message: “This is a big warning to everyone to look out for colleagues and not to work to hard!”

A bit of time and care

They had threatened to do it for weeks. My glasses finally fell apart during a dance lesson. Thank goodness for the back-up glasses that Damjan brought from home in Australia. For two weeks, I carried my broken glasses around in my bag, looking for an opportunity to duck into an optician for help.

On Sunday, Damjan and I made it to a Vision Express store.

The lady at the counter examined my glasses, then took them to a white-coated lab technician. After less than ten minutes with a tiny screw, the lab tech handed my glasses back to the lady, who presented them to me.

‘There you go,’ she said.

‘Thank you! How much do I owe you?’

‘Nothing.’ She shook her head and smiled.

‘Thank you very much!’

As we left the store, Damjan commented, ‘It’s nice to know there are still some things for free in the world.’

Ikealand!

Ever since playing in the Ikea ball pool as a child, I’ve had a soft spot for the Swedish furniture store. I was excited to read on the HATS project blog that the first Ikealand has opened in the UK.

The houses come pre-assembled, so the flatpacked Bo Klok houses do not come with a giant allen key. Which, in my opinion, is a shame.

P.S. Here’s an interesting article about Ikea’s origin and philosophy.

P.P.S. Hahaha… I like this paragraph from the article above.

Over noodles at Ikea’s staff restaurant, I ask one designer whether everyone at the company is really as energetic and hardworking as they seem. Isn’t anyone lazy? “Of course there are lazy people,” she says. “There are lazy people everywhere. But they’re not…” She pauses, as if seeking the correct word in English. In fact, she’s wondering whether what she is about to say will cause offence. “They’re not Swedish,” she says at last.

Mini reward

I felt lightheaded. The tiredness would hit me later but for now, I was very happy because I had handed in the report. To reward myself, I gave into my guilty food pleasure: KFC. I rarely eat it (mindful of the implications for the environment, animal cruelty, my health and social justice) but when it comes down to it, I love the taste of KFC chicken skin.

It was peak dinner time when I walked into the restaurant, which was oddly deserted. There were three cashiers to handle the non-existent dinner rush. They watched me come down to the front.

Under the pressure of their gazes, I walked up to the counter before I was ready. I had anticipated having time as I queued to put on my glasses and read the menu. Yes, it’s true. Some people do read fast food menus (and instruction manuals for new phones and cameras).

‘Hi, what would you like to order?’ said the blonde.

I had a vague idea of what I wanted.

‘I’d like a ‘mini something’,’ I said. Squinting at the menu above her, I tried to find the full name of what I was thinking of.

‘Mini…?’ the cashier prompted.

‘A mini fillet burger?’ guessed her brunette colleague from cashier on her right.

I shook my head. ‘No…’

‘Popcorn chicken?’ guessed the other cashier further along.

‘No, no,’ I waved my arms about. ‘It comes in a box.’

‘A box like that one?’ the brunette asked, pointing to the picture of a burger meal in a box.

‘Yes, a box. But smaller than that one.’

My blonde cashier brightened. ‘A mini variety pack!’

‘Yes!’ I nodded enthusiastically.

‘Two hot wings, an piece of original and small chips?’ she confirmed.

‘That’s the one!’

‘That’ll be £2.19, please.’

Homework

Somehow, I had to finish a big report before the end of the week. Everyone in the office was tense. It was going to be a difficult sprint to Friday.

The only way I could make it to the deadline, I decided, was to find an extra working day before Friday. This is why, before going to sleep, I set my phone alarm for 3:30 AM. I could get an extra three hours of work in.

The phone woke me up. I pulled myself out of my warm bed and stumbled downstairs to the kitchen in darkness. Desperate times call for desperate measures so I made two cups of coffee. I carried the coffee upstairs, trying to make as little sounds as I could. My housemates were asleep, like all the other sane people in London.

Setting the coffees down on the chest of drawers, I booted up the laptop and opened my report files. I finally rubbed the sleep from my eyes and saw in the corner of my laptop screen — 1:12 AM.

What?!

I picked up my phone.

‘1 new message’, it flashed.

I had been sent a message at 1 AM.

I sighed and shut the laptop lid. Ignoring the two cups of hot coffee, I crawled back under the covers. I’ll have cold coffee to drink in two hours.

Pineapple Joan

At the end of last year, I had settled into London well enough now that I could think about establishing a routine. The first issue to resolve was, of course, where I would do my dance lessons.

It was always my plan to visit Pineapple Dance Studios, which is the most famous dance studio in London. There are nine studio rooms, and classes almost all day, every day. They teach many styles, from hip hop to ballet to Egyptian belly dance to salsa.

Finally, I decided Monday was the day. On Sunday night, I carefully packed my exercise clothes, a pair of socks, a pair of sneakers and a drink bottle. Along with my work satchel, I took this backpack of dance supplies to the office the next day.

All day while sitting in front of my computer, I was thinking about the evening dance class. I started to feel anxious. What if everyone was really good? What if I couldn’t keep up? What if they’re in the middle of a routine?

I decided not to go. Then I convinced myself that I had to do it some time. Then I decided I could go tomorrow instead of today. Then I told myself off for being a wuss.

By 5 o’clock, I was terrified.

‘You know, I’ll go tomorrow,’ I said to my workmate, Chris. ‘I’ll be ready then.’

‘Aw, Joan, go! You’ve brought your bag and everything. It’ll be fine!’

‘Ergh!’ I twisted my fingers up in a nervous fist. ‘You think I should go?’

Chris nodded emphatically. ‘I think you should go, Joan.’

‘All right. Yes. I’ll go.’

I got lost twice while walking from the office to Pineapple. I paid my day membership at the reception. As soon as I got to the studio, a girl called Bronwyn started chatting to me.

‘Is this your first time?’ she asked.

‘Yes! I’m a bit nervous,’ I admitted.

‘Have you done hip hop before?’

‘Yes, back home in Melbourne.’

Bronwy broke into a big smile. ‘I’m from Melbourne, too! Don’t worry. If you’ve danced before, you’ll be fine.’

During the first forty minutes, I avoided looking at myself in the mirror. The glimpses I did get showed that I was clumsy and uncertain. By the end of the hour less, though, I had found my dance groove again. Yeah! I was getting into it!

It was really fun. Now I go to Pineapple every week.

A new year

Hobbies by the wayside
I’ve become rusty at blogging, diary writing, taking photos and writing social emails. The time I used to spend doing those things is now spent:

a) commuting
b) cooking
c) working
d) hanging out with Damjan
e) relaxing
f) going to the gym

I would like to keep up blogging, diarying, taking photos and emailing. I guess I’ll have to find ways to make other parts of my life more efficient so that I can do what’s important to me.

This week might be a difficult one. I have a rather important report to write by the end of the week. I can do it but the amount of writing that needs to be done might mean late nights in the office. The only bad thing about this, really, is that it threatens my fledgling exercise routine.

Going to the gym
I’ve joined gyms before and have fallen off the bandwagon after a few months. This year, I’m going to try to go to the gym at least three times a week. Without a routine, I stop exercising. This makes me feel guilty.

I’m enjoying the gym, actually. It’s a good way to relax and not think about very much. The only negative is that I end up having dinner at 9 PM, which is quite late.

Eating
So that I can come home and eat dinner immediately, usually I cook a big batch of food on the weekend. Last week, I made ‘Ants climbing up trees‘. This week, Damjan and I made a noodle soup. It is definitely convenient to have dinner already made but by the end of the week, I am usually sick of it.

Follow that bus!

Last week, while going for a walk, I pondered the question, ‘Of all my things, which one would I be most upset at losing?’

Immediately I thought: ‘My gloves.’ I had lost one of them for a morning last year and I was miserable until a stranger found it on the footpath outside the Cambridge Judge Business School and handed it in to reception. This is the email I sent to my classmates.

Dear all,

I have lost a black leather glove for my right hand. If you find it,
could you please let me know? I am very sad it’s gone. It fit my hand
like a glove.

Joan

When I wear my gloves, I feel indestructible. I like putting my hands into the fleece inside. I like going on buses and grabbing the rails without thinking about germs. I like that the gloves are tough and waterproof, but also flexible and soft.

This evening, I was dozing on the bus going home when I woke with a start and saw that I had missed my bus stop. I bounded downstairs to the lower level and got off at the next stop. As door shut behind me, I knew something was wrong. My hands were cold.

‘My gloves!’

Frozen, eyes wide, I tried to memorise the number plate of the bus as it disappeared down the street. I got four out of the seven numbers.

I scrabbled through my bag, hoping that I had slipped the gloves in absent-mindedly, but they were not there.

‘Oh no…’

Confused, I took a few steps towards home. I needed to call the bus company. I tottered back to the bus stop. The phone number must be on the bus stop sign.

As I started keying in the number into my mobile phone, another bus pulled up. It was the same route number as the one I had just gotten off.

I jumped in and gabbled, ‘I left my gloves on the last bus!’

‘Eh?’

‘My gloves are on the bus that just went by!’

‘What number was the bus?’

‘The same as this one! It was the same!’

The bus driver understood. ‘Sit down,’ he said. ‘I will take you to the depot. We will catch up with the bus there and then I can take you back.’

‘Thank you!’

I sat down in the nearest seat, reserved for disabled people. Two women sitting nearby looked worriedly at me.

‘Don’t worry, love,’ one said. ‘We’ll get them at the depot.’

‘Thank you,’ I murmured.

The bus pulled away from the stop and drove along for two minutes. The bus driver was driving fast.

‘There it is!’ the friendly woman said, pointing to a bus stopped in front of us at the traffic light.

Within a minute, both buses were at the next stop. I went up to the bus driver, who told me, ‘There are two of them now!’

Indeed, there were now three buses, including ours, with the same route number.

‘Which one is yours?’ the bus driver asked.

‘I don’t know!’ I said. I remembered, ‘It was a lady bus driver!’

‘That’s the one further ahead, then,’ he said. ‘We can’t catch it here. We will go to the depot. Don’t worry, I’ll take you.’

‘Thank you,’ I said, grateful that he made my decision, and sat back down.

The lady sitting nearby said, ‘Better to go to the depot, I think. Then you can check both buses. Otherwise, you’ll never know, right?’

‘That’s right,’ I nodded. I couldn’t think of anything to say.

We drove some more and I watched the bus with my gloves come in and out of my vision. I worried about someone spotting them and picking them up.

‘Look, it stopped,’ said the woman. ‘Go and get it now!’

I jumped up and my bus driver opened the door to let me out. The bus in front started taking off but then stopped when the lady driver saw me running at full speed. The door whooshed open.

‘I left my gloves upstairs!’ I cried to the driver. ‘Can I get them?’

‘Yes…’

I pounded upstairs and found my empty seat. But there were no gloves. I looked under the seat. No gloves. Then I looked at the startled man sitting on the seat behind.

‘Have you seen some gloves?’ I asked. He shook his head.

I had one last desperate look around but they were gone. Conscious that I was holding up a bus-full of commuters, I scurried back down.

‘I’m sorry, they weren’t there,’ I told the lady driver.

‘Oh, that’s too bad! When did you get off?’

‘It was just after the main bus station, a few minutes ago.’

The driver sighed. ‘Isn’t that terrible? People taking a pair of gloves! They take everything!’

‘Yeah… Thanks so much.’ I stepped out and let the bus go.

Forlorn, I began trudging home. It wasn’t worth catching a bus back. I kind of wanted to walk for fifteen minutes by myself. I stuck my hands deep into my jacket, looking for warmth in the pockets.

I thought about my gloves, the way they fit my little fingers. I thought about two Sundays ago when I went shopping with Bettina. She had been looking for leather gloves. We couldn’t find anything good. I remember feeling happy that I had such nice gloves already.

I thought about calling my mum, who had given me the gloves. I had already lost the first pair she had given me, a red suede pair. They had been nice too.

I thought about calling Damjan, so that I could cry to him.

Every now and then, I whimpered aloud.

I checked my bag a few more times.

‘Maybe I should have gone to the depot,’ I thought. ‘Maybe it had been in the other bus that we overtook.’

Three-quarters of the way home, a bus with the same route number went past me. I looked at the licence plate and it seemed the same as the one which I had tried to memorise. I realised that I had forgotten it except that it started with ‘L’.

Almost home, I remembered that before I had nodded off in the bus, I had a tissue in my hand. I had used it to wipe my eye liner off. Where was it? Had I dropped it with my gloves?

I knew where I would normally put the tissue — in a little pocket of my bag. I stuck my hand there and felt… leather.

Disbelieving, I pulled out my gloves, which had been squished into a tiny ball. They uncrumpled into their black leather full fleeced glory.

‘Oh! Oh! Oh!’ I cried. ‘Thank God!’

I shoved my hands into them and flexed my fingers. I balled my hands into a fist and held them to my mouth. Mmm, leather smell.

‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’ I couldn’t believe they were real.

My gloves are here on my desk. I am very happy now.

Differential diagnosis

My stomach hurts.

I’m not sure if it’s because I ate too much today or for dinner. You might remember from this post that I have trouble knowing when to eat and when to stop eating. I did eat more than usual today.

The other possibility is the abdominal exercises I did at the gym this evening. The instructor assigned these to me during yesterday’s induction. The exercises were very hard and I couldn’t finish some of them.

Maybe it’s a combination of exercise and food? Maybe when your tummy gets tight from exercise, you can’t actually fit as much food in…?

So I’m not sure what’s going on.

(Or maybe it’s lupus!)