I sometimes have little fantasies about having my own domain name. I couldn’t justify the expense, really (the expense being A$13 a year, or COR, BLIMEY! £5, what a bargain). Blogger does me fine.

Anyway, I put ‘joan’ into a domain name registration search engine and it tells me that the following domain names are available:

• joan.asn.au
• joan.id.au
• joan.net.au
• joan.org.au

Not bad, not bad. But then the engine went one step further and told me that ‘the following domains are similar to the one you requested, and may be of interest.’

• globaljoan.com.au
• cheapjoan.com.au
• joanservices.com.au
• joanzone.com.au

ORRIGHT! JoanZone!