I was struggling to get pyjamas on an overexcited Mia when she took a massive bite of my arm. I screeched and slapped her.
Damjan came running into the room holding Lana, who he was trying to put to bed.
Consequences were swift. Damjan took over Mia’s bed time routine and I took Lana.
Mia cried as her beloved mummy disappeared. ‘Mummy! Mummy! Mummy…’
Later that night, Damjan said that he asked Mia, ‘Do you know what happened? Why did mummy go away?’ Mia didn’t say anything for a while but eventually admitted, ‘Mia ate mummy.’
Damjan said Mia will apologise to me tomorrow.